Iano's Rating System

1 out of 10 = terribly horribly, shoot yourself-in-the-head I WANT TO DIE

2 out of 10 = holy shit, there's shit on my shirt

3 out of 10 = i think i should be taking about 15 valium

4 out of 10 = omg! IT"S PARIS HILTON

5 out of 10 = negatively happy

6 out of 10 = sensuously stupid

7 out of 10 = positively morbid

8 out of 10 = almost having an orgasm

9 out of 10 = having an orgasm

10 out of 10 = screaming my head off